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AARTHI AGARWAL Weds UJWAL KUMAR… And The Media Is Constipated Over That…

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

AARTHI AGARWAL was one of the TOP actresses of Telugu Cinema up until recently. Succumbing to her personal problems, she lost her position as a leading actress and has been out of action for quite some time now. She is a GUJARATI girl who had been living in USA prior to her entry into the filmdom. The media has always been tormenting and often made a huge spectacle of her personal life. I personally feel, what ever happened in her personal life is and should be her PRIVATE ZONE. She will tell something to her fans if she is obligated to and if she wanted to. She should be given some breathing space so as to live her personal life.


When a celebrity does something wrong that should not have been done being role models to many of their fans, then the media could be right in exposing their wrong doings. But when it is just a matter of love, marriage and relationships, then it is something that could be kept as her own private affair. There is nothing wrong in covering the whole event of her marriage. But it is beyond crushing HUMAN VALUES when a reporter starts questioning her past life even before leaving the her marriage venue.

Well, AARTHI AGARWAL married UJWAL KUMAR at ARYA SAMAJ in Rani Gunj of Hyderabad in the presence of her immediate family. UJWAL KUMAR, a native of JHARKHAND, is said to be an employee of MORGAN STANLEY in USA. No one from the film fraternity were informed or invited to the wedding. But that is her very personal issue. So, it would not be appropriate for any media to make an issue out of nothing. Especially some overzealous TV channels have taken the MORALITY levels abysmally low that in general the morality and generally acceptable PRIVACY levels are coming down among the PUBLIC too. And that is a very sad thing to happen.

I sincerely wish a lot of HAPPINESS and LUCK in AARTHI AGARWALs life.

CHIRUTHA Celebrates 50 Days In Empty Theaters

Monday, November 19th, 2007

CHIRUTHA is celebrating 50 Days supposedly in 168 DIRECT CENTERS. Just look at the picture below and decide yourself the REAL STATUS of the movie and its supposed collections of Rs. 25.49 Crores in 50 days.

YES. Pictures do really speak a thousand words. If the above scenario is the condition of the 50 DAYS CELEBRATIONS IN MAIN THEATER SANDHYA 70mm in HYDERABAD, then imagine the plight of the other CLAIMED 168 DIRECT CENTERS. But always remember that this is not something exclusive to CHIRUTHA… Another FLOP ATHIDHI is currently facing the same situation. Even the HIT YAMADONGA is facing the same situation as soon as it crossed 50 days mark.

SO MY DEAR TELUGU AUDIENCE & FANS , when I say that Chirutha, Athidhi or Yamadonga are claiming fake records, I don’t mean to hurt anyone’s sentiment. It is just that I am making a sincere effort to make the audience realize that 50, 100, 150, 175 DAYS RECORDS ARE EXTINCT in Cinema worldwide. There are no such PHONY celebrations in Hollywood or even in Bollywood. If Hollywood is the world leader, Bollywood is India’s leader both Box-Office & Content wise. There is nothing wrong to learn something from others. I hope we will have more REAL HITS.

Audience’s IGNORANCE is Exploitative Film-Maker’s STRENGTH. Prove to them that Telugu Movie Goers are not “BAVILO KAPPALU.”

Reportedly, Railway Staions Are Being Banned From Shootings…

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

RAILWAY STATIONS and their Departments are being banned from being used for shooting Movies and the like. Railway Ministry released a circular in this regard. Reportedly, all the Railway Divisional offices have received these circulars already.

So, from now on, the producers have to shell out more for some realistic looking sets. I just hope that this improves the quality of the ART DIRECTION. Now, how many of you guys/gals have seen THE TERMINAL by STEVEN SPEILBERG staring TOM HANKS? 99% of the movie is picturized in a huge airport terminal set. It has to be seen to believe it… I know that for a single scene, it would be foolish for any producer to erect such sets. But you gotta understand that the film studios like Ramoji Film City have standard sets for such brief scenes. But the problem is that these standard sets are being used as is and without any customization of any sort. So, when ever we see these stations or airports on screen, they all look alike. And moreover they always look artificial due to lack of proper set designers. So I hope, with these strict stipulations, the quality of the SET DESIGN and every other related aspect would be uplifted.

KALCHAs ATHIDHI BOX-OFFICE UPDATE AND ANALYSIS

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

ATHIDHI has been nagging the Telugu movie buffs since 3 Weeks. So, where does it stand now? Is it a BLOCKBUSTER or HIT or FLOP or DISASTER? What really happened to ATHIDHI that arrived and gave many of us an overbearing HEADACHE? Have the audiences took a decision? The answer is YES. The audiences have shown the door to this ATHIDHI. ATHIDHI is not a DISASTER like ARJUN or SAINIKUDU. ATHIDHI is just a FLOP. Then, why is it not a disaster and just remained a FLOP? The answer is the EVER CHARMING, COOL, SUBTLE AND YET POWERFUL, HANDSOME DUDE… also known as MAHESH BABU. His electrifying persona alone made ATHIDHI a SAFE venture for the PRODUCERS. But the DISTRIBUTORS and most of the EXHIBITORS couldn’t cash in on MAHESH BABUs AURA.


I know that many of you might question me about the FIRST WEEK RECORDS and also the subsequent records that are being OVER PUBLICIZED. I will ATTEMPT to answer at least some of your doubts…

JUST A FEW OF THE MEDIA COMMENTS

ONIONDOSA REVIEW:
PUBLIC TALK: Not bad,watchable for Mahesh babu.
INDUSTRY TALK: Divide talk vachindhi.Openings baguntayi..long run kashtam.
TELUGUCINEMA:
Mahesh Babu’s debonair looks, stylish presentation and superior technical values make up the lack of entertainment and other lacunea. Despite its own share of flaws, on the whole, it is an average movie.
ANDHRA CAFE:
All style, no substance.
NOW RUNNING:
Athidhi will fade away from people’s memories and the theaters soon. That’s what happens to movies devoid of healthy imagination and without a personal touch.
ANDHRA CAFE:
Happy Days beats Athidhi.
BHARATWAVES:
A lot of talk is currently on over the film Athidhi. While a majority of the critics have given an AVERAGE verdict, the makers claim that the film is very good. The divided talk and also lot of negative publicity over too much violence, the collections have dropped to an extent. Coming to the collections, the producer claims that the collection in the first two weeks have exceeded even Pokiri. The trade reports suggest that the film might have made around 12 crores but Ramesh Babu claims that the film has collected over 21 crore. The truth is somewhere in between.
UPDATE: 10/11/2007
GREATANDHRA:
*** Adding to this, the other big Ad is about the collections of ‘Athidhi’. It is claimed that in 3 weeks the film collected Rs 36 Cr. But there are only 50 percent collections in many centers. So how far the figure is convincing? That is different story. So, Mahesh Babu is being projected as the hero who has got the potentiality to collect the hugest in Tollywood.
*** Athidhi is losing its grip on box office and it is suffering in big way at B, C centers. The buyers are now in bewilderment as the audiences are not coming to theaters in B, C centers.

Now that you have got a taste of other media’s views… I must caution you that my views would be as always HARSH, BLUNT, HONEST(IN MY VIEW AT LEAST!). So FANS might get hurt. Please don’t read any of my comments if you feel that I am ANTI-MAHESH. But do read if you feel that I try to honestly express my opinions on movies and stars. I am really fed up of the WEBSITES and PRINT MEDIA that perform VIRTUAL PALABHISHEKAMS and PADASEVA.

BUT REMEMBER THAT ALL THESE FINDINGS MAY BE INACCURATE BUT THE TREND PROJECTION CAN’T BE WRONG.

Anyway, my arguments are:

UPDATE: 09/11/2007
I have seen a lot of cut-outs claiming an array of FAKE records of ATHIDHI. For once, ATHIDHI has beaten CHIRUTHA. I am not talking about collections guys/gals… They both are disasters for the Exhibitors. But ATHIDHI has beaten CHIRUTHA when it comes to the FAKE RECORDS. Otherwise, just consider my latest findings…
ATHIDHI is out of at least 75% of the theaters in C centers.
ATHIDHI is out of at least 65% of the theaters in B centers.
ATHIDHI is currently LIMPING in 10 theaters in HYDERABAD as opposed to 39 at the peak. So calculate how many theaters have dumped ATHIDHI. Yeah, a whopping 75%. So I think you get the picture of A centers.
The records all over the media claim of MULTIPLEX collections. Just consider the fact that ATHIDHI is not even limping and is completely handicapped with just ONE SHOW in PRASADZ before the end of its 3rd week. In stark contrast, HAPPY DAYS is beaming smiles all over PRASADZ with 5 SHOWS even after 5 weeks of release.

UPDATE: 05/11/2007
As far as the collections of ATHIDHI in USA are concerned… HOLD YOUR BREATH… Well, no need of that actually, because FLOP here is also a FLOP there. Yeah, it is true that 23,000 individuals have seen it in the first week in USA shelling out approximately $12 per ticket. But still, the DISTRIBUTORS and EXHIBITORS in USA for ATHIDHI have not recovered their investment and are worried that they won’t be able to do so even after its full run. They have invested Rs 1.65 + Rs. 0.17 Crores. But until now, they have only recovered Rs. 1.3 Crores. Moreover, it is now running with only a paltry number of shows. So, there are no hopes of recovering the investments literally.

*** This might be ridiculous to you all, but it is a valid doubt… ATHIDHI was supposed to release in 712 theaters according to the advertisements. But, in a communique to the press, UTV stated that the movie which was released in 500+ theaters is doing well all over. That leaves a gap of 200. So I surveyed many towns across Andhra Pradesh including Hyderabad. My findings point to a possible BLUFF. In fact, barring a few main theaters, UTV-Pyramid Saimira did not even get decent theaters in Hyderabad in the first place. Most of the theaters were second rung. And even the theater count in almost all of the cities was far less than SIVAJI (A Dubbing Movie). In Hyderabad, SIVAJI got released in 45+ theaters. Whereas, ATHIDHI just peaked at 39 when it released. And the theater count has come down heavily to just 13 4-SHOW theaters. And the movie is also exiting most of the theaters all over A.P. at a very fast pace. Believe it or not… Hyderabad’s fate is still better while other centers are reeling under heavy losses.

*** It is true that ATHIDHI averaged 80%+ for the first 4 days. That is HUGE which I already predicted. The reason for that high occupancy is obviously LONG WEEKEND of 4 HOLIDAYS and of course MAHESH BABU. But the figures released by the Athidhi team are not just RIDICULOUS, but they are LAUGHABLE. The Athidhi team are claiming the record of Rs.32,14,65,000/- in just 2 weeks. WHICH IS ENTIRELY FAKE. A section of media openly ridiculed the figures. I have done enough inquiries and surveys to confirm the trend of declining collections. I am once again repeating that I do not give accurate figures. I just project BALL-PARK figures based on various findings. My own findings are projecting around Rs. 18 CRORES. Which obviously leaves a gap of at least Rs. 14 CRORES. So, can they really be so stupid as to give such figures? YES, they can be. I think you all remember the claim for record of 400 YAMADONGA 50 DAYS centers. Of 400, 116 theaters were stated as OVERSEAS centers. Which is beyond ridiculous. The same might be happening with ATHIDHI too.

*** Then the occupancy rates would come in to the picture. For the GROSS and SHARE figures that they are claiming, ATHIDHI should be supposedly averaging 80%+ even in the third week. BUT, ATHIDHI is averaging around 50-55% in SUDARSHAN 35mm (MAIN THEATER) despite the reduction in ticket prices in just 3rd week. In ONGOLE, it is averaging 45-50% in 3rd week. In NELLORE it is slightly better at 55-60% in 3rd week. In Hyderabad, it is just 50%+ in 3rd week. ATHIDHI did fairly well by recovering part the costs in NIZAM. But the rest of the areas are not so lucky. Anyway, the list goes on… So after all these findings, all I can say is that it is an obvious FLOP. I think many of you might remember, earlier this year, DIL RAJU gave a number of press conferences claiming that “MUNNA, while creating area records… Collected This Here… MUNNA Collected That There…” But what was the end result? The same scene is repeating with ATHIDHI.

*** But the most unfortunate repercussion by the debacle of Athidhi is that Mahesh Babu has changed a lot. Generally SHY GUY, Mahesh Babu is known for his STRAIGHT-FORWARDNESS and HONESTY. He was also one of the few stars along with VENKATESH that didn’t encourage FAN clubs. But off-late he too seems to be entwined in the web of stardom. He attended PRESS CONFERENCES. He gave INTERVIEWS to almost all the TV channels. He claimed some BOGUS records. He is visiting theaters all over A.P. He is participating in various contests to lure the audiences. He appeared more for the public and fans in recent times than in his entire life. There was a time when he very often and very openly ridiculed the CUT-OUTS, PALABHISHEKAMS and FAN CLUBS. But life seems to have turned a full circle for Mahesh Babu. Now, he is very oddly claiming that THUMS-UP is providing him the opportunity to meet his FANS. I just have one question here… DOES HE NEED THUMS-UP TO MEET HIS FANS AND ADMIRERS? Not only Mahesh Babu, but also every crew member including MURALI SHARMA(VILLAIN), AMRITA RAO, SURENDER REDDY(DIRECTOR) and also KRISHNA himself are giving interviews relentlessly in a bid to promote Athidhi. Just how many INTERVIEWS have you seen for MURARI, OKKADU, ATHADU, POKIRI?

*** And there was one more serious problem with the publicity. Very obviously, Mahesh Babu is the biggest star of Tollywood when it comes to Box-Office as of today. So, does he need some FAKE publicity VIA some PHONY POLAND GIRLS? I would have believed the craze if it had turned in to some serious Box-Office money. But until then I would be skeptical.

*** Mahesh Babu has said in an interview that he read the script (or listened to narration) of Athidhi for just 10 minutes. I personally feel that instead of spending a whole year in shooting for a would-be FLOP, Mahesh Babu should have read the script for at least 1 more hour. If UTV is really happy as they claim to be with ATHIDHI, then instead of DUBBING it (there were some reports in the media), they would have considered to remake Athidhi in HINDI. Dubbing, if it happens, might just be to recover some costs. Just use your common sense guys… If after all these doubts and mis-haps, one thinks and claims a BLOCKBUSTER out of ATHIDHI… he/she is probably fooling themselves.

*** The Bottom-Line of my frustration is that Mahesh Babu is a Very Good Actor, The Most Handsome Star and Very Honestly Opinionated in the Past to deliver mediocre movies. We need quality movies from him and he is one of the most Qualitative Stars of Indian Cinema and not just Tollywood.

*** My humble request with any FAN (Not just Mahesh Babu’s) is… “PLZ persuade your favorite stars to deliver Quality Films which are also Successful and not necessarily Box-Office Records. Because no one remembers the Box-Office but are always Nostalgic when they look back and find some Master-Pieces of their favorite stars. Those Master-Pieces always make Tollywood proud. —KALCHA

ALSO READ

SURENDER REDDY AND HIS CALCULATOR
KALCHAs ATHIDHI BOX-OFFICE PREDICTION
KALCHAs ATHIDHI MOVIE REVIEW
ATHIDHI MUSIC SOLD FOR RS. 0.75 CRORES

PRABHAS Is Very Keen To Act In Multi-Starers…

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

MULTI-STARERS have traditionally been among the highest grossing movies in BOLLYWOOD… from SHOLAY to RDB… and many more before, after and in between. Same was the case with Tollywood as well with frequently made successful multi-starers. From MAYABAZAR to MAJOR CHANDRAKANTH… there are many examples. But, the trend took a severe beating in recent times in Tollywood. As of today, Telugu film stars are being given the status of DEMI-GODS. This trend is very unhealthy. Someone has to take the initiative. Actor PRABHAS is the only hero who is now keen to act in multi-starer films. He said that if any director comes forward to make multi-starer films, he would be ready to act in them.

Now, the real question is… “If the directors and actors have no time to work on the SCRIPTS for SOLO films (This year’s examples of Poorly scripted FLOPS are ANNAVARAM, YOGI, MAHARADHI, MUNNA, CHIRUTHA, ATHIDHI), where would they get the time to work on MULTI-STARER scripts?” If PRABHAS finds no takers for his good intentions, then the Tollywood audiences would be the real losers. We would lose the UNIQUE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE AND DIMENSION that only Multi-Starers can bring to us. —KALCHA

SURENDER REDDY And His Calculator…

Saturday, October 27th, 2007

SURENDER REDDY just recently claimed that he is very calculated and statistical when it comes to film making. Surender Reddy says, “I discuss story line with the producer and then explain the depth of each scene and the amount of films that has to be used for that. We go ahead only when the producer says yes”.

This calculated Surender Reddy also says, “I want to make a Hindi film shortly. Actually I was given a chance to direct the Hindi version of Athanokkadey. But due to dates problems I couldn’t do that. I wish to get into Hindi production very soon. There are many ideas for me to produce films”.

I just have one small doubt. If Surender Reddy is as calculated and precise as he says, then… Why the hell did he lose his calculator while filming FLOPBUSTER ATHIDHI? I think U already know that the film is almost an unbearable 3 hours in length and was trimmed by more than 10 minutes of the CRAP… so that the audience’s suffering subsides to an extent. Anyway, as he is done with ruining the parties of NTR and MAHESH BABU with ASHOK and ATHIDHI respectively, he is focusing on BECHARA BOLLYWOOD. —KALCHA

ALSO READ

KALCHAs ATHIDHI BOX-OFFICE UPDATE AND ANALYSIS
KALCHAs ATHIDHI BOX-OFFICE PREDICTION
KALCHAs ATHIDHI MOVIE REVIEW
ATHIDHI MUSIC SOLD FOR RS. 0.75 CRORES

Yamadonga 50 Days Celebrations Postponed…

Monday, October 8th, 2007

YAMADONGAs 50 Days Celebrations got postponed as the Coastal Andhra region where they were supposed to be held is suffering heavy rainfall. The ceremony was earlier scheduled to be held on 14th October in Guntur.


So, the producers of the film informed the media that the ceremony will be conducted later. “As the rains are pouring down heavily, we felt this is not the right time to celebrate. So we have postponed it,” producers said.

As always I’ve got something to say here… Everyone knows… and if they don’t they need to know that YAMADONGA is the biggest blockbuster of the year so far… BUT, fans got to understand that movie market economics have changed a lot over the years… We are not living in the era of NTR and ANR anymore… In those times, there was much less competition with just a few movies releasing per annum. And as most of them were well made with a lot of patience, there were many 50, 100, 150, 175 and even 365 days functions. But in the present scenario, as it is already a practice in Hollywood, movie business is not about number of days but about the GROSS and NET numbers in the BANK ACCOUNTS. So, every big budget movie releases with maximum number of prints in maximum number of theaters so that, with in the first week the entire CHAIN (Producer, Distributors, Exhibitors and the like) makes handsome profits. So in the end it is just FAN pressure that keeps them running after… say a period of four weeks. Fans too need to change with the times … They should PUBLICIZE the BOX-OFFICE figures which really matter as it is in Hollywood and shun these RIDICULOUS and LAUGHABLE records (50, 100, 150, 175 Days in SO-AND-SO Number of Centers) —KALCHA

Mahesh Babu’s Athidhi Publicity Was Simply Superb…

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

MAHESH BABU was present all through out the match though in the form of a Cricket Scoreboard size Billboard in the venue of the cricket match IND Vs AUS in Hyderabad. The poster was superb… Mahesh Babu was fantastic in it… Tollywood is slowly but steadily learning to market itself and its icons… All the best…

Image Source: OnionDosa

CHIRUTHAs Box-Office Confusion… KALCHAs Analysis On What Went Wrong?…

Friday, October 5th, 2007

I started to worry that I made a mistake in Predicting Chirutha’s Box-Office fate… After all, I agree that it had truthfully collected a huge share on its first day (As I said earlier, the curiosity factor plays a major role… But, I really doubt the claim of grossing the highest collection ever on a first day). Anyway, the fact is, no movie can be declared a hit on its first day as is being done here for Chirutha out of desperation.

ANALYSIS:
Even in Hollywood, which is truly dependent on Box-Office collections and never on 50, 100, 150, 175 days celebrations… as is the norm here, no movie is declared a hit just by the first day gross collections. I’ll give you one of the finest examples…

EXAMPLE: In 1988, Bruce Willis starer DIE HARD made on a huge estimated budget of $28,000,000 (For those times… it was huge!) opened with just 21 screens grossed $601,851 on its opening weekend. And by the end of its run, it grossed a humongous $80,707,729 in USA alone and worldwide gross collection is a stupendous $137,400,000 (Approximately, 5 Times Return On Investment). More astoundingly, before this movie, Bruce Willis was not even a huge star. In comparison, the fourth installment of the series, LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD which was made with an estimated budget of $110,000,000 released in 3,408 screens. The movie grossed a huge $33,369,559 on its opening weekend despite fierce competition (Currently, Bruce Willis is a huge Hollywood star). But Hollywood did not declare it a hit!!! And, by the end of its run, the movie went on to gross just $134,287,036 in USA. Yeah! you are right it was not a loss making venture… But, it was not a decent profit making venture either…


So, as far as Chirutha is concerned… the same analogy applies and these are the series of events…

1. Before Chirutha’s release, the producer and the team was so confident of its success that the movie was released with minimal publicity.
2. As expected Chirutha opened huge on its first day everywhere… But, media shunned it down by saying that the movie was very crudely (badly) made. But RAM CHARAN proved that he is the future star of Tollywood.
3. The production team took USA market for granted and in response, NRI Telugu audience preferred to have just HAPPY DAYS.
4. Grapevine is that out of desperation, the production team is pressurizing Mahesh Babu to postpone the release of Athidhi.
5. But still, all is not lost… After all it is a crudely made mass flick. So it can still be a hit as it happened many times in the past. So the production team tried to boost Andhra Pradesh market by quoting ridiculous gross collection figures… for the first week… And declared prematurely that the movie is a huge hit…
6. And a never before publicity drive in the media and elsewhere started… (To control the damage…)
7. The production team in its tryst to establish RAM CHARAN in Tamil Nadu as well, arranged a preview for RAJNI KANTH. In turn, Rajni Kanth appreciated the movie and Ram Charan.
8. But while giving the preview details to the press, the producer of the movie C Aswinidutt made a blunder by quoting Rs. 8 Crores (Might be the REAL figure…) as the first week’s collections. Then the whole production team panicked and reportedly, he received more than 700 calls inquiring the incident and the confused Producer had to convince each and every caller that he made a mistake. (Source: Idlebrain)
9. And so, he is going to announce the Actual (Might be the BLOATED gross collection figures…) at 7:30 A.M. on 5th morning in a press conference…

INSTEAD OF ALL THIS HIGH DRAMA AND HEADACHE, THE PRODUCER SHOULD HAVE JUST MADE A BETTER MOVIE — KALCHA

What Is Priyamani’s First Film?

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

PRIYAMANI has always been consistently telling us that PELLAINA KOTHALO(2006) was her first film… What do you say guys n gals? Well I must say I was of the same view that it was indeed her first film. But the truth is different and bitter for her…
Can you recognize the actress in the below picture…


Well, no prizes for guessing… Yes, she is Priyamani in her debut movie EVARE ATHAGADU. She played the second female lead in that disastrous movie. The male co-star was VALLABHA, son of the producer K.S.Rama Rao. And I don’t find fault with Priyamani for hiding the truth. Because no sensible actress would want herself to be identified as a debutant opposite that weird guy… (or is he?) You will understand what I mean… if you ever get to watch that movie because I recalled the promos of the movie and the experience was horrible…